***UPDATE 1/22/2013***
This tour has been given a boost! The lovely Penny of pennyromance.com has so graciously included me on her leg of the tour.
Penny has written a children's book, LUCY THE WONDER WEENIE. Be sure to head on over to her site (if you didn't start your tour there) and read all about her new book as well as her romance novels.
Thanks, Penny!
Lovely to have been included in this blog tour. If you are wondering what one is (I asked too!), be sure to read this article.
Emm Cole, who I met on the GoodReads group, MERBOOKS, asked me to participate and I was thrilled to say yes! Emm is a writer, mother, and all around kind person. She is currently writing the sequel to her book, MERMINIA, a tale of a mermaid with healing magic who has been swept up into an ancient and blooody war. You can read more about Emm and her work here.
Thank you, Emm, for including me.
Thank you, Emm, for including me.
Be sure to check in with the other writers at the bottom of this post to keep the tour rolling.
Here we go:
1. What is the working title of your book?
MERMAIDS ARE NOT NICE…but I am thinking of
changing it.
2. Where did the idea come from for your book?
In my first draft, my main gal, Evie was a total bore. She was flat (not chested, just one dimensional), and uninteresting. She needed some spice. I thought of how much I adored Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse (from the books that went on to become the hit, HBO show, TRUE BLOOD), how she was just an ordinary waitress dealing with vampires. I found the notion of her accessibility appealing and took off from there. Evie became a funeral director, a drunk, and a horrible mother. All those spices in my "character stew" amused me to no end and I could not stop writing! Evie is the worst part of me. She is everything I never wanted to do. She is my Bizzaro World alter ego. If I let all my inhibitions go and didn’t give a crap about anything, I would be Evie. Sad, but true.
This novel is an expansion of my short story, “Mermaids Are Not Nice,” that was previously published in the anthology, “DIVE: A Quartet of Merfolk Tales.”
I asked myself, “What would a mermaid really be like?” The answer was clear--she would be a heartless, nasty, mean-spirited, gorgeous woman who was fake, fake, fake nice as well as immensely attractive in both outward appearance and eccentric personality. I didn’t want her to be the protagonist, so I started to write from the perspective of a woman who may or may not be ensnared by my vixen mer-bitch.
3. What genre does your book fall under?
I struggle with this. I think of it as a dark,
sci-fi, thriller, comedy with a fantasy twist.
4. Which actors would you choose to play in your movie rendition?
What a fun question! I never thought about this
until just now.
Evie – I think Rebel Wilson would be wonderful. She is a trite young, but I think her sass and crass, gorgeous full-body, and comedic timing would be perfect.
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| Rebel Wilson |
Paddy – He is so popular amongst my readers, so he would have to exude confidence and love beyond his unpleasant appearance. I did a search for heavy, male, Irish actors under 40 and this guy came up: William Delaney. To me, he does not look heavy nor is he as ugly as I have depicted Paddy. However, with a few tasty donuts, pints, burgers, and such, he could really rock this character.
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| William Delaney |
Nomia – Marion Cotillard is probably way too sophisticated but I love her sexy,
exotic siren-look. Rose McGowan is gorgeous and deliciously malicious-looking.
Rose is the type of girl you would never leave with your man alone, so she would
work equally well.
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| Marion Cotillard |
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| Rose McGowan |
5. What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?
Just so you know, all those stories about mermaids being perky
and adorable like nautical cheerleaders are crap.
6. Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?
Self-published
7. How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
The short story took me three weeks and it was
11,000 words. The full manuscript is taking longer only because of the
Holidays, and external obligations that have pulled me away from my writing
regimen.
8. What other books would you compare this story to?
The Sookie Stackhouse books, for sure.
9. Who or what inspired you to write the book?
See number 2!
10. What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?
In the extended version I delve more deeply
into where my mermaids came from, more about the village where the story takes
place, and more background information regarding both Paddy and Evie’s
families.
There is also a mermaid smack-down that I have
outlined and am super-excited to write!
Thank you for reading! Be sure to check in with these authors in a week or so (it's the holidays so give them some slack) to see what they are working on...
Jennifer Basile
Dorothea Duenow
Joseph Mazzenga
Thank you for reading! Be sure to check in with these authors in a week or so (it's the holidays so give them some slack) to see what they are working on...
Jennifer Basile
Dorothea Duenow
Joseph Mazzenga




Heather,
ReplyDeleteLove the fun and fantasy you incorporate into your work. And the honor of being on the next leg of The Next Big Thing Blog Tour! Thank you!
This was fun to read! Thanks :-)
ReplyDeleteJen- No, thank you! I can't wait to read your leg of the journey! I'm excited to see what you have been working on. Last I knew, you had just finished (or nearly finished) a YA with a male protagonist! There are not enough books out there for young males to read... go JEN!!
ReplyDeleteSounds interesting, I've always thought mermaids should be mean, after all, don't they eat men or something like that? :P
ReplyDeleteGaby, they do!!! Legends make them out to be evil and twisted. Sort of like physically gifted socialites who have no regard for commoners... :P
ReplyDelete1. Have you seen Rose McGowan in her mermaid dress?
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2. I LOVE your story. It is such a fun twist on the whole mermaid concept. And your characters were so unexpected and flawed and entertaining. I can't wait to read more!
Penelope,
ReplyDelete1. OMG. It is destiny that she play my merwench. I imagine it as a Lifetime movie... She drank with fishes and got burned...
2. Thank you, thank you, thank you!