Tuesday, September 25, 2012

DIVE: A Quartet of Merfolk Tales is now on Amazon!

You, too, can read my new short story, Mermaids Are Not Nice..., in the new anthology, DIVE: A Quartet of Merfolk Tales! That's right, head on over here and download your copy today!

Here's my blurb:


Just so you know, all those stories about mermaids being perky and adorable like nautical cheerleaders are crap.

Just ask Evelyn "Evie” (rhymes with heavy) McFagan, alcohol-fueled funeral director, and all-around lousy mother. In a coastal New England playground, some crazy new chick, named Nomia just spoke to Evie telepathically…or did Evie put a little “something-something” in her coffee again? 

Or maybe this time, despite her husband’s insistence that she seek rehab, Evie’s onto something—something fishy.

Snooty playground mom, Marla, has gone missing and Nomia was the last to see her. Coincidence? Or does the village have a killer trolling around?

Evie is determined to get to the bottom of things…or the bottom of a nice bottle of bourbon; whichever comes first.Maybe she should stick with the bourbon, because as Evie dives deeper into the mystery, she starts to discover that mermaids are not nice…

But you don't just get my story, oh no, sister. You get THREE other tales as well! You will be supporting Rhode Island authors when you click, "Buy it Now". So, go on, download it today! It's only $2.99! And while you're there, be sure to hit the "like" button to give us a self-esteem boost!