So, you like YA, zombies, cats, old people, and a quirky narrator? Well then, do I have a story for you. And it's FREE! Who doesn't like free? Why would they have a saying, "If it's free, it's for me!" if peeps didn't want free goodies?
Head on over to Stone Crown Magazine, and download Issue #2 which includes my zombie cat tale (pun, pun, pun). It's titled, THERE’S SOMETHING, SORT OF, DEFINITELY WRONG WITH MARVIN
Here's something else for free! A sample of my story. Enjoy!
In Which Zoe Discovers Algebra Applies to Zombies
So, like, I already summarized the events this far.
Another great word, huh? Sum-er-IZED. I just love big words!
Let me demonstrate what happened in the last chapter in like, a math problem. This will be so fun!
Marvin + (cemetery + lightning storm) = Zombie Cat > dead neighbor
Don’t you love Algebra? I loved it the first time my math teacher, Mr. Lyons said, “Take out your Algebra book.”
He so said, bra!
Yeah, well, the equation has changed to
dead neighbor x (Zombie Cat) = UNdead neighbor
That’s right. Turns out Mr. Auburn is not dead, like dead, dead. He’s like, Viking Zombie from Icelandia undead.
Like my Marvin image? I made it myself! Feel free to get your own Marvin swag though Society6.